Satyr Wars: A Naiad Hope by Becca Bates
A long time from now in a dimension far, far away...
Nymph Enya loves her pastoral life on a gnome farm and her brother Jack most of all. So when a vampire mercenary is hired to kidnap Jack, Enya feels she has no choice but to hunt them down and get him back! But when she catches up to Nole the vampire, her kidnapped brother is already gone, given to a vile necromancer who calls herself the Black Matron of Death. Refusing to admit defeat, Enya blackmails Nole into helping her rescue Jack. The quest leads them across the land, gathering allies at every turn - a wizened satyr mentor, a grumpy djinn, an elven prince, and a rebel band too rag tag not to win! How could the Black Matron and her ravenous horde of zombie elves possibly hope to stop them? Surely they'll arrive in time to save Jack. This is fantasy after all...
*Note: Though titled Volume IV, this is the first book in the series
Reviews
"There is nothing more savory than a book I can really sink my teeth into. Satyr Wars has just the right mix of satire, humor and delicious Star Wars parody. Take a bite and see for yourself." ~ Dracula, 4.5 Stars
"Oh, I must say, if you love Star Wars and you love high fantasy as I do, as all good little creatures do, [Satyr Wars: Episode IV - A Naiad Hope] is a great way to enjoy both at precisely the same time ... A terrific read from beginning to end." ~ Mr. Tumnus, 5 Stars
"I stole a copy of this book from an annoying and pesky little fawn. It wasn't bad. But I have to say that I am far more evil than that matron person. You should visit me instead. I have Turkish Delight..." - Jadis*, 1-Star (and that was a stretch.)
*The publisher initially did not want to post the last review, however the decision not to be turned into stone overshadowed our better marketing efforts.